Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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