Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
