I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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