Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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