First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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