I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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