dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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