I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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