So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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