Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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