woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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