..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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