White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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