You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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