you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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