Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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