i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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