Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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