Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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