Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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