oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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