I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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