i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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