sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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