i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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