two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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