4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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