New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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