At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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