No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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