Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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