If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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