Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We just shotgunned beers for America
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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