I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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