btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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