that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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