Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
