dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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