Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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