singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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