You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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