I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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