Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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