Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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