i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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