He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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