i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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