Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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