I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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