hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
