party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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