I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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