yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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