He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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