super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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